1. When you login to Netflix, your recommended viewing looks something like this:
2.You can hold a genuine, mature conversation about breasts
3. You never found the color and texture of poop more interesting in
your life
4. It's a totally normal occurrence to have someone else’s drool on your
clothes, face and sometimes in your mouth
5. When you’re being held up in line because of someone's
kid is throwing a tantrum in the grocery store, you aren’t annoyed, but rather relieved
that it isn’t your child this time
6. Your Pandora “Quick Mix” ranges from Tupac Shakur, to Raffi’s
“Apples and bananas”
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7. Child-friendly words like “night-night” and “yummy” will incorporate themselves into adult conversations
8. The definition of “game time” has evolved from getting ready
to watch your favorite sport, to successfully cleaning and changing a wiggly infant
after a level 10 diaper blowout.
9. You find yourself daydreaming about catching up on sleep
10. Other people know you’re a dad without you having to tell
them, mainly because of your “World’s Greatest Dad” coffee mug, your “#1 Dad” t-shirt,
or the “interesting” artwork proudly displayed in your office
11. If you have any tattoos, the majority of them are temporary
12. You're more familiar with the songs on "Mickey Mouse
Clubhouse" and "Fresh Beat Band" than any current hit on the radio
13. You babywear, like a freaking BOSS
14.You still love Family Guy and The Simpsons, but you find
yourself secretly resenting the main characters for being such crappy fathers
15. Regarding fashion, you tend to value comfort over style.
16. It never ceases to amaze you how someone so small can make
you feel 1000 feet tall
(Bonus Round)
17. When you reach into your pocket to grab your wallet, you aren't in the least surprised that you pulled out stickers
18. When you were younger, you used to stay up all night, mix drinks and help your friends who threw up. Now, you're STILL up all night, except now you're mixing bottles and cleaning baby throw up.
As fun as this list was to make, I can't say for sure whether or not I am any closer to answering my question than when I started. All I know is that I am fully immersed in my role as a dad and I wouldn't trade this job for anything in the world!
As fun as this list was to make, I can't say for sure whether or not I am any closer to answering my question than when I started. All I know is that I am fully immersed in my role as a dad and I wouldn't trade this job for anything in the world!
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