Funny Convo w/ My Kid #1

Note: So I decided to start documenting the ridiculously hilarious things my kid says to me on a regular basis.

The other day I was trying to have a very serious conversation with him:

Me: "...do you know what it means to treat others the way you want to be treated?"

Son: "Ummm... Photosynthesis?"

(I look at my wife, who was sitting behind him as she's tying to hold in her laugh)

Me: *smacks forehead* No. The word is respect, son. Respect.

By the end of our little talk, he seemed to understand the concept of respect as well as photosynthesis. We were both pretty impressed that he even knew the word. I guess I have Sid the Science Kid to thank for that!